There I was, innocently sleeping, when I feel something running across my face just below my eye. I sleep on my side, so the thing was heading down towards my nose. What is your reaction when you feel something on your face? Here is the sequence of events as happened to myself:
Whack mystery thing on my face.
Jump up out of bed. Identify dead spider. Minorly freak out.
Wake husband, explain the horror I just experienced. to be told Husband says I am overreacting and it must have been just my hair tickling me.
Point to dead spider.
Husband grunts something along the lines of 'well, how about that' and falls back asleep.
Retreat to bathroom to wash dead spider bits from face.
Scrub face repeatedly.
Fear face may never be clean again.
Whack mystery thing on my face.
Jump up out of bed. Identify dead spider. Minorly freak out.
Wake husband, explain the horror I just experienced. to be told Husband says I am overreacting and it must have been just my hair tickling me.
Point to dead spider.
Husband grunts something along the lines of 'well, how about that' and falls back asleep.
Retreat to bathroom to wash dead spider bits from face.
Scrub face repeatedly.
Fear face may never be clean again.
